Verses From the Abstract

Damn Braces!!

2008-12-06T19:56:00.000-08:00

Monday i get a call from my recruiter. He says there is an open Mech44 Slot leaving soon. I asked how soon. He says Tomorrow. I'm thinking, shit, thanksgiving break was that past weekend, i'm not in that well of shape because of it. But i think, well they'll get me in shape anyway so what the hay. So i tell him that ill be ready with my packing list and papers tonight to leave in the morning. Soon as i hung up i remembered that i still had my braces on[the military considers braces as a personal and team hazard]. so i called him back and told him. So now, i must wait for another slot to open. I made an appointment to have my braces of that Wednsday, just in case something comes up soon.

[Damn Braces]

Can We Kick It?

2008-10-28T21:15:00.001-07:00

Damn, just when I'm about to leave, i find someone who i can kick it with hard. By no means would i ever dare ask her to wait for me until i get back, but I hope she will be here, when i do get back. As for now, I'ma Love the SHIT out of her; Body, Mind, and Soul, especially BODY!!

...[especially body].

...and the award goes to...

2008-10-24T23:44:00.000-07:00

Have you ever felt you were being watched? No, literally. Not as if someone was peering in at you through your cracked curtains. But as if a studio audience sat tuned into your life every tuesday and thursday at 8pm. The way we you servantly watch Gossip girl, or Fresh Prince back in the day, or similiar to the way our parents/grandparents watched "Days of Our Lives". But what if, instead of days of our lives, it was,"Days of Your Life" starring[insert your name here]? If you found out about this little piece of information, how would you change yourself to appease the crowds watching? How would you alter your ego, so as to gain the audience's sympathy? Truthfully, many of us wouldn't have to change much, because already we go about our lives working to increase our viewer rating. Constantly putting on our best performances, trying to gain a high approval rating from other's. At this rate we should have already won an Oscar, or an Academy Award, shit a Golden Globe[if that's even an award]. Sadly, unlike actors, we are not paid to dress up in character, to jump out of our bodies and into another. We should all stick to doing what we know and do best...Ourselves. Yes our lives may not be "perfect", it may not be similiar to the lives of characters portrayed on the tube. But your life isn't scripted out, this is reality Tv at it's best, pure unscripted, Fucked up LIFE. It sucks at times, but know, that if life was a Tv show, we'd all be Lifetime Achievment award recepients...

Almost there...

2008-10-17T19:51:00.000-07:00

So Monday i sign my life on the dotted line. Signifying my allegiance to the United States Military. Scary thought. But not as scary as the thought of me staying in Fuckin San Diego, California much longer. Oh today the second San Deigo Wildfire of the year started. This time it was pretty close to my house, actually there was two, there was a small one in the canyon behind my neighborhood high school, Morse, and the big one somewhere in Spring Valley. I was on the way home from the mall after trying to get my phone fixed. But i was at the bus stop[I know right, baller!!] and i saw the two Water Dumper planes on loan/lease from Canada fly overhead, probably only 300ft up. But they kept circling every 10 minutes after picking up more water to go dump it at the fire. But anyways yeah, i'm pretty bored here, everyone i know has left for college and i'm still here bored as shit. But some of them when i told them, i was leaving for the air force, didn't want me to go, or was saddened, but whats the difference, your hundreds of miles away at college getting an education, livin it up, i'll be hundreds of miles away getting an education[training] at one of the most prestigious institutes of the United States. But in other words, Monday, October 20th[if i'm correct with the date] I will become a slave to the man. And you know what, i don't mind it, no longer are the days where the slaves get paid a mere penny and several slashes to the back. Nope, i'll pretty damn well off actually, enjoying Japan[i am really hoping for japan]. I kinda feel bad for the college kids. They have to pay thousands of dollars, live in constant debt, and get an education that does not guarantee them a job. Me, will get trained in my field of interest, while getting paid, will get paid to go to school, travel the world, while getting paid, super benefits, and the occasional Mom and Pop joint "military Lovers Special".

[I wonder why more young people don't join the military. ]

Power Rangers vs. Beetle Borgs

2008-10-11T00:49:00.000-07:00

Remember that old show Dragonball Z? and how whenever they were charging up for the next Saiyan level, it would take 5 episodes for him to finally make it. And all the while you were trying to power up with as much fervor and gusto as Goku was. I feel bad for the children who are watching Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon, and even Disney. They are getting crumby leftovers. Not even leftovers actually, because I'd take a Rugrats leftover any day, or freakin Space Ghost[before it was Coast to Coast where he was a lazy talk show host, not saving the world anymore. but was still good]. Can't go wrong with a little a little Tom and Jerry, or Bugs and Daffy, no matter how long its been sitting around in the Cartoon refrigerator. Today's children are being subjected to not many Cartoons these days, and the ones they are is too, for lack of better words Sucky!! Hannah Montana, Zoey 101, ICarly, and don't get me started with those damned Naked Brothers Band. What kind of sick perverted Sicko named a band, a show, The Naked Brothers?!! Tho I can admit that Spongebob does hold a little reminder of yesteryear cartoons, it still can't make up for the other sucky ones. Need I list all the good shows of the good Ole day's?I think i should, i think America has very much forgotten what good cartoons look like. None of this high quality shit, we want fuzzy, and fading colors, thats what the hell we want!!

Dear Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, and Disney Channel,

it has come to my attention, that you shows are starting to get suckier and suckier with each passing second that you get to come up with more suckier ones.

So We would like the following:

Donkey Kong Country
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Pokemon[Back when there wasn't 500 species or however many there are today]
Animaniacs[Yessssssss, bring them back please, and their Mafia Pigeons]
Are you Afraid of the Dark?
Sailor Moon
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
Doug[Free Pork Chop, he didn't bite Bebe, he was saving her]
Mighty Morphing Power Rangers[Was the greatest freakin Action fighting show. topped ninja turtles, sailor moon, beetle borgs, etc... the Green ranger was the best. C'mon he could summon a 5 billion ton dinosaur out of the ocean with a Sword Flute!!]
Rocko's Modern Life[what the hell was he, like a wombat rabbit, and what the hell were his neighbors, the only obvious one was his friend Heifer who was a heifer. And what the hell, his Rollie Pollie friend the glasses[think he as a turtle tho], gets the babe with the hook for an arm, weird show, but very entertaining]
Dinosaurs[Was like the Full House for Dinosaurs]
Barney & Friends
Duck Tales
Eureeka's Castle
Sonic the Hedgehog
All That[The first couple seasons]
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Captain Planet and the Planeteers[they called it, they predicted global warming]
Digimon: Digital Monsters[They tried to be Pokemon, failed, but was still somewhat interesting]
Rugrats[Need i say more?]
Muppet Babies[One of my favorite shows as a Tot]
Adventures of the Gummi Bears
Chip 'N' Dale Rescue Rangers[Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip N' Dale, Rescue Rangers!!]
Salute Your Shorts[My little taste of summer camp, during school]
Garfield and Friends[lasagna]
Beetlejuice
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
Ed Edd n Eddy
Samurai Pizza Cats
South Park[Still going strong]
The Legend of Zelda
Pee-Wee's Playhouse
Full House
Kenan and Kel
Pinky and the Brain[What are we doing today Brain?.....Same thing we do everyday...]
Freakazoid[Was a mix of Batman/Superman, with the Animaniacs]
Bobby's World
Tiny Toon Adventures[Were Tiny, were Toony, We're all a little looney, and in this Cartoony, we're invadin your TV...]
Darkwing Duck
Beavis & Butt-Head
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
You Can't Do That On Television
Bill Nye: The Science Guy[Got me through middle school]
Captain N: The Game Master
Sonic Underground
The Adventures of Pete and Pete
My Brother and Me
The Wonder Years
Boy Meets World
Hey Arnold!["So its Football head and Tall Hair Boy" Helga Pataki{another Favorite}]
Goosebumps
X-Men
Megaman
ALF
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters
Cow and Chicken[Was the Ren and Stimpy of the late 90's]
Saved by the Bell
Kablam
Pepper Ann
Lamb Chops Play Along
The Smurfs[Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss]
TaleSpin
Hey Dude
The Powerpuff Girls
Legends of the Hidden Temple[I could kick all of those other kids asses, if i was on that show]
The Angry Beavers[Their names alone were hilarious; Daggett and Norbert Beaver, toss in their personalities, and you have yourself a hit]
Clarissa Explains it All
Reboot[A computerized world, literally characters named Megabyte and Mouse. Came just when the computer was becoming more widely used, with the spread of the Internet, yay for Canada]
Stick Stickly
The Real Ghostbusters
Ren and Stimpy
Gullah Gullah Island
Arthur
Family Matters[twelve words: Steve Urkel]
Futurama
Kids Incorporated
Big Bad Beetleborgs[Didnt have shit on the Power rangers tho]
Super Mario World
The Magic School Bus[One of my favorite book series, definitly one of my favorite television series]
Allegra's Window
Disney's One Saturday Morning (OSM)
Dexter's Laboratory[...Freakin Dee Dee]
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Weinerville
Wishbone
The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
VR Troopers
Daria
2 Stupid Dogs[The slowest show, and the show about completely nothing, but somehow managed to keep my attention]
Earthworm Jim
Perfect Strangers
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Teletubbies
Swat Kats: The Radical Squadron
Johnny Bravo[Such B.S., johnny could have pulled any of those girls.]
Gumby
Beast Wars: Transformers
Married...With Children
The Busy World of Richard Scarry[Worm with Apple Helicopter?!!]
The Raccoons
Gargoyles
Rocket Power[Those kids were talented in every extreme sport, skateboarding,surfing, BMX,rollerblad, mountain skateboarding, hockey, what else, I'm sure they were good at it
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air[Story of my life]
Ghostwriter
The Secret World of Alex Mack
Recess[Every kids favorite part of the day]
Batman: The Animated Series
The Amanda Show
Wild & Crazy Kids[Put me on that show, I'd beat all of those other kids]
The Ren & Stimpy Show
The Tick
The Big Comfy Couch
Eek! the Cat
Out of this World
Blue's Clues
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Adventures in Wonderland
Bump In the Night
One Piece
CatDog[Throw in a talking dog and a talking cat, and sow them together]
Count Duckula
School House Rock
Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?[I did not get this show, was she a good guy or bad guy?]
WWE Monday Night RAW[Back when we were all Gullible]
Shining Time Station[I can't even call it, it was like a mix of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, with reading rainbow]
Goof Troop
Tales From The Crypt
Street Fighter: The Animated Series[Was a great game on Nintendo and Sega rivaled to only Mortal Combat of course]
Adventures of the Little Koala
3-2-1 Contact!
Bananas in Pajamas[No, I'm sorry we were not allowed to watch two giant Dicks walking around!!]
The Puzzle Place
Little Bear[The predecessor to Franklin]
Street Sharks[Shark version of the Ninka Turtles]
Under the Umbrella Tree
Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation
The Mask[animated series]
Snorks[underwater smurfs]
Bonkers
The Woody Woodpecker Show
Ahhh Real Monsters
I Am Weasel["I R Baboon]

alright, Cartoon Network, Nick, and Disney, you all get the idea. These are good. I missed a lot, but all it would take is a little archiving to the 70's through 90's.

[If I missed some good ones, let me know]

[Spammer Chat]

2008-10-09T23:44:00.000-07:00

Beware

The following may cause internet Paranoia

hottammy15: hI!
hottammy15: care to chat???
ME: this will be my first time doing this on bp. but im down[popped my IM cherry]
hottammy15: why babe [why is she calling me babe??]
hottammy15: how are you babe?
ME: im amazing. life is good.
ME: i leave in a couple months for the air force
hottammy15: ohh really babe?[yes really!]
hottammy15: ahhh ok
ME: so what are you doing right now? working, school, maxing?
hottammy15: im just chatting with you naked [Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, come again]
ME: this must be sort of spam
hottammy15: nope babe[B.S.]
ME: hmmm... whats the catch
hottammy15: ok babe
hottammy15: do you want to see me now??
hottammy15: na\ked??
ME: as long as i dont get a big fatty virus on my computer or something
hottammy15: nope babe
hottammy15: nothing getting any virus there[she must be foreign]
hottammy15: babe
hottammy15: coz im here beside you babe
ME: nah, my bed is completly empty, i wish[you wouldn't be talking to me via online if that were so. who are you trying to fool?!!]
hottammy15: ahhh ok
hottammy15: so do you want to see me now??
ME: i dont mind
ME: describe yourself first[it'll be a cold day in hell if your a big girl from crenshaw, shit right down the street]
hottammy15: ok babe
hottammy15: do you have an access id# here in Bp?
ME: what in the world is that
hottammy15: ok babe [okay, the babe shit is getting annoying]
hottammy15: the access id# is for you to access all the cam here in BP
hottammy15: ok
ME: hmmm...
ME: no i dont have one of those
hottammy15: ok babe if you dont mind babe i will help you to get that access id# here to access all the cam here babe
ME: alright [Can a guy be a little curious...psh]
hottammy15: ok babe
hottammy15: click this ok http://vipaccesscod1528.bravehost.com
hottammy15: there babe
hottammy15: tell me if your on the page now ok
ME: bravenet
hottammy15: yahhh
ME: yeah im there. kinda sketchy
hottammy15: did you hit the page now??
hottammy15: ok babe what do you see there??
ME: 10 websites on 10 domains.
ME: build your free website
hottammy15: what babe???
hottammy15: nope babe
ME: vip accesscod1528.bravehost.com
hottammy15: its wrong[dont get pissy with me, you sent the link]
hottammy15: http://vipaccesscode1528.bravehost.com
hottammy15: there babe
hottammy15: there is the correct[definitly foreign]
hottammy15: ok
hottammy15: you hit the page now ok
hottammy15: so i will guide you there
hottammy15: ok
ME: im there
hottammy15: ok babe
hottammy15: wht do you see there babe???
ME: VIP access form
ME: Vip Code
hottammy15: yes babe
hottammy15: put your username there here in BP to activate your member name here ok[fuck that shit, i typed in "curly fries". it worked]
hottammy15: then the below babe put the check on the 2nd small box there ok
hottammy15: dont worry babe coz there no charge there coz we need only the access id# here
hottammy15: ok
hottammy15: not the membership ok
ME: alright[better not be a charge]
hottammy15: ok abbe[Hah she spelled it wrong]
hottammy15: then hit the continue
hottammy15: ok
hottammy15: so on the 2nd page ok i will guide you there and i explain it to you slowly
hottammy15: ok
ME: alright im there
hottammy15: ok babe
hottammy15: wht do you see there on the 2nd page babe???
ME: credit card info[i knew this Skeeze was spam]
hottammy15: yes babe
ME: not down
hottammy15: for your age verification only
hottammy15: babe
ME: dont have one.
ME: dont trust myself with credit cards[she didnt say DEBIT]
hottammy15: dont worry babe coz we are getting only the access id# here not the membership there
ME: cash only[I keep them paper stacks]
hottammy15: ok
hottammy15: ohhhhhhh babe
hottammy15: do you have any card there babe so we can use it for your age verify[I.D. Card]
hottammy15: ok
ME: nope.nada
hottammy15: awwwww babe
hottammy15: any card babe dont have???
ME: no. whats your ethnicity[your account was an asian chick]
hottammy15: babe do you have any there so we can start now
ME: no.
hottammy15: coz im guiding you now
hottammy15: ohhhh
hottammy15: gift card babe
ME: no
ME: so i guess it wont work[too bad]
ME: thanks anyway
hottammy15: just trust me babe coz i willing to help you to get that access id# here
hottammy15: no babe
hottammy15: do you have a checking account there???[So the truth is revealed. goldigger]
ME: nope
hottammy15: ohhh babe
hottammy15: so you cant see me now?
hottammy15: babe
hottammy15: :(
ME: nope
hottammy15: too bad babe[not bad enough to make me regret not putting my card info down]
ME: you have a profile. i can see you there
hottammy15: its ok babe
hottammy15: yes babe
ME: it is. ill live
hottammy15: did you hit my page babe?
ME: i did. your asian
hottammy15: nope babe[Then your not hottammy15 from BP. gypsy.]
ME: what then??!!
*** hottammy15's IC window is closed[Dang, that was foul]

[Pheew almost got me]

See guys, this is what can almost happen in this world that is secretly run by women. See us men think we control everything, nope. Its really women, with their attractiveness, that run the whole thing, and profit on scams like this. Believe it or not, this stuff racks in major cash, im talking oil money. Luckily i was wearing my Anti-Gipsy undergarments. Please, i urge you to pick up your anti-gypsy undergarments at your local, CVS pharmacies, or Rite Aid, and any pharmacy, they are considered Over the Counter Medicine. So remember guys, if it seems too good to be true...it most likly is.

URL addresses

2008-10-09T19:19:00.000-07:00

Alright so due to the fact that all good URL address have been taken, I had to come up with something i knew would not be taken. So what better than my AND your favorite combination; Cream Cheese and Club Crackers. Probably my main squeeze throughout high school. Alone, club crackers are probably the best crackers in the world, only rivaled by Ritz Crackers. And I'm talking about the originals, not Slim Wheat, or that other healthy shit. But if you have another combination that could possibly rival the infamous Club & Cream, feel free to bring it to the table. food that gets you through your day or you grew up on, for instance: PB & J sandwiches, or my favorite, PB & Honey[if you haven't tried it, don't say shit until you do]. So i can see that this blog is going in the direction of food, so im going to go ahead and end this one. Though while food creates energy that we need to preserve and sustain our lives, too much food, the consumption or thought of, can lead to unhealthy results. If you don't believe me ask Wendy Hearn.

You are what you eat[Think]

Which brings us to our weekly Book of the Now: Whatever You Think, Think The Opposite. by: Paul Arden.

Whatever you think, think the opposite, or WYT,TTO as we call it on the street, or because typing it out is too much of a hassle. WYT,TTO is a compelling gift of brilliance that has compelled many to do great things. I personally have not received any of said compulsions, seeing that i have not read WYT,TTO; i thought it played in well with the whole You are what you Eat[Think]. But you should read it; I may even purchase a used copy of it from amazon.

shout outs to Megantron, I see you Boo!!